The title really has nothing to do with this one, but it's a good laugh! Seriously though, children really are a blessing and a joy. If you've got them in your life, be thankful and tell them. If you don't, be thankful you've got a smaller electricity bill!
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. -- Ralph Bus
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